What is the secret of a good eye concealer? This is a question every man in every age has pondered. It has sparked great debates, cultural revolutions and even a couple of wars. The crown jester of England insulted the Spanish queen by saying she had very dark circles under her eyes. He suggested she should use a better quality under eye concealer. Needless, to say the queen promptly slapped the court jester so hard she rendered him unconscious and she immediately stormed out of the festivities. That same night Spain declared war on England but both countries averted an international war by sending delegates to both courts to exchange under eye concealers. The peace was maintained and life went back to normal for both cultures.